English translations by Bilibili & Fenz Adjustments by Purple, styling by FibreKitty
Adapted from the comic book "Fabulous Beasts" by xuexiamaoyaozi of FENZ
The morning dawns.
Zǎoshang tiān mēngmēngliàng
The sun rises.
Tàiyáng qǐchuáng
Who's rushing through the forest?
Shì shéi zài sēnlín lǐ héngchōngzhízhuàng
"Poof", fall into the pond.
Pūtōng diào jìn chítáng
Think of it as a shower.
Jiù dāng chōngliáng
Shake off the water and keep roaming around.
Shuǎi yī shuǎi máo jìxù xiāozhāng
After a thousand years,
Zhǎnzhuǎn qiānnián
the memories remained.
Jìyì fúxiàn
Who is always by my side?
shì shéi zǒng péibàn zài wǒ de shēnbiān
I can't see through the fog.
Wù dà le kànbujiàn
Separate the clouds.
Bōkāi yúnduǒ
What I'm looking for
Yào zhǎo de
is right in front of me.
Jìnzàiyǎnqián
Director: Zhang Zhe
Supported by Beijing Radio & TV Network Audiovisual Development Fund
Fabulous Beasts
Deerman's
Episode 6
You're awake.
It's early in the morning.
What are you doing?
What does it look like to you?
I'm helping you dress up.
You're suddenly so nice to me.
What are you up to this time?
Don't overthink it.
I've set up a fan meeting for you.
You need to get dressed up before meeting them.
If you don't believe me,
just look outside.
There's really a huge crowd of fans.
Sibuxiang.
You've really changed.
I told you I wasn't lying.
Good Fortune! Pixiu
Unbeatable Price! 5 Yuan For One Time
Ladies and gentlemen, attention please.
Now, let me demonstrate
how to properly stroke a Pixiu.
Sibuxiang, you tricked me again!
First, stroke Pixiu's head.
Good fortune will come your way.
Second, stroke Pixiu's back.
Your family's high status will span generations.
Last, stroke Pixiu's buttocks.
You'll soar high in your career.
Grabbing Pixiu's buttocks
implies grabbing wealth.
Pixiu has no butthole.
Blessed Hand
You won't get your hands dirty.
You...
Just you wait.
I'm gonna eat you up!
Let me stroke it.
Fabulous Beasts
Blessed Hands
Sibuxiang...
Look at me.
I'm almost bald.
My buttocks are cold.
It's really a problem.
Hey, Lord Rabbit.
He also bought a Pixiu-stroking voucher.
Blessed Hands
And it's for both hands.
Blessed Left Hand
Blessed Right Hand
You guys are jerks.
Chill out.
The priority now is to fix your baldness.
Don't worry.
I know how to fix it.
Divine hair restorer.
It works for mythical beasts too.
It's cold.
Why isn't it working?
Did I use too much?
Isn't it obvious?
Sibuxiang.
Look what you've done to me.
I'll never trust you again.
I won't forgive you.
It's alright.
Don't be so upset.
I'll give you a super cool haircut.
Do you know how to cut fur?
What kind of question is that?
It's bald again.
Use some more.
What?
I'm gonna eat both of you.
Fabulous Beasts
Fabulous Beasts Mini Theater
Pixiu.
Which part of it you shouldn't touch?
Pixiu's mouth.
Pixiu's back.
Pixiu's buttocks.
That's correct.
"The proper way to stroke a Pixiu:
"There is a saying in folklore:
"Stroke a Pixiu once for good fortune.
"Twice for rolling in money.
"Thrice for skyrocketing success.
"People usually start stroking Pixiu from its ears
"to its forepaws, body, and hind paws.
"And finally, make a grabbing motion at its buttocks.
"It should be noted that touching Pixiu's mouth might hinder it from eating wealth.
"So, it's best not to do that."
I thought it was because Pixiu might bite me.
Produced by Shanghai Kuanyu Digital Technology Co., Ltd.
Produced by Beijing Fenzi Hudong Culture Communication Co., Ltd.
Adapted from the comic book "Fabulous Beasts" by xuexiamaoyaozi of FENZ The copyright of this work belongs to Shanghai Kuanyu Digital Technology Co., Ltd., and Beijing Fenzi Hudong Culture Communication Co., Ltd. Shanghai Kuanyu Digital Technology Co., Ltd. has the exclusive network distribution right on this work.