English translations by Bilibili & Fenz Adjustments by Purple, styling by FibreKitty
Adapted from the comic book "Fabulous Beasts" by xuexiamaoyaozi of FENZ
The morning dawns.
Zǎoshang tiān mēngmēngliàng
The sun rises.
Tàiyáng qǐchuáng
Who's rushing through the forest?
Shì shéi zài sēnlín lǐ héngchōngzhízhuàng
"Poof", fall into the pond.
Pūtōng diào jìn chítáng
Think of it as a shower.
Jiù dāng chōngliáng
Shake off the water and keep roaming around.
Shuǎi yī shuǎi máo jìxù xiāozhāng
After a thousand years,
Zhǎnzhuǎn qiānnián
the memories remained.
Jìyì fúxiàn
Who is always by my side?
shì shéi zǒng péibàn zài wǒ de shēnbiān
I can't see through the fog.
Wù dà le kànbujiàn
Separate the clouds.
Bōkāi yúnduǒ
What I'm looking for
Yào zhǎo de
is right in front of me.
Jìnzàiyǎnqián
Director: Zhang Zhe
Supported by Beijing Radio & TV Network Audiovisual Development Fund
Fabulous Beasts
Episode 7
Darn it.
Sibuxiang is so stingy.
He never gives me enough food,
doesn't have Wi-Fi,
and makes me sleep in a doghouse.
I'm leaving.
I don't want to live in this hellhole.
Finally, there's some signal.
I'll call a cab.
That was fast.
Sibuxiang warned us to be careful,
but
you're not that hard to catch.
Who are you?
Let go of me.
Or I'll beat you up.
You unruly animal.
How dare you be so rude to us?
We are descendants of a dragon.
What's so great about dragons?
I'm a Pixiu.
Pixiu?
With such short legs?
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow (Brother. Save your breath.) (Just hand him over to Sibuxiang.)
Eh?
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Don't worry.
Pixiu can fly.
I saw it in a picture book.
He's almost touching the ground.
Food Reserve A
Food Reserve B
So the book was lying.
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Sorry.
I didn't expect that you can't even fly now.
I...
I'll eat you all!
Meow Meow Meow Meow (Maybe we should feed him with something?)
Why?
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow (Because he's so badly hurt.) (We can't just bring him back to Sibuxiang like this.)
You're right, brother.
What are you mumbling about?
Serve the food.
Don't expect I'll forgive you just because you give me food.
Brother, eat slowly.
Darn it.
Save some for me.
By the way,
who are you guys?
You look so strange.
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow (You'll be appalled if we tell you.)
I'm a Cat Dragon.
Cat Dragon
He's my brother, a Dragon Cat.
Dragon Cat
Our dad is a famous dragon.
He used to be on TV a lot.
Once, he went on a trip to Yunnan,
and fell in love with our mom under the moonlight.
Miss,
would you like to enjoy the moonlight with me?
Yes.
Sir,
you hit on me first.
Even if you regret it...
I...
Did I hit on you?
They all heard it.
Why is this happening to me?
I...
I want to go back to Dragon Palace.
And so,
12 months later,
my brother and I were born.
My precious little ones.
Hello?
What?
Some brat is causing trouble in the East Sea.
I'll be right there.
Hold on.
You're not trying to abandon us, are you?
Of course not!
If I'm lying to you,
I'll...
I'll be...
skinned alive.
So,
we've been waiting for our dad to come back.
My brother weighed two taels at birth,
and I weighed four kilos.
So our names
are...
Two Taels
Four Kilos
Two Taels and Four Kilos.
We are the rightful heirs to Dragon Palace.
So, show some respect.
Hey.
You guys didn't look the same as earlier.
What do you mean?
Wake up.
What's wrong with you, brother?
Are you having a stomach ache?
Come on.
Let's go back to Deerman's.
He's severely poisoned.
Here.
Have some herbal medicine.
Deerman's
Your task was to catch him.
How did it turn out like this?
Pay Stub: -100
Fabulous Beasts
Fabulous Beasts Mini Theater
Amanita virosa
Tricholomataceae
Hygrocybe calyptriformis
Russula xerampelina
Which mushroom
can be used to feed Pipi?
That's incorrect.
It looks not poisonous,
but actually, except for it,
all the other three are edible.
"Amanita virosa:
"Amanita virosa,
"also known as the destroying angel,
"is widely distributed in the north temperate zone
"and highly toxic.
"Be careful when eating mushrooms."
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Adapted from the comic book "Fabulous Beasts" by xuexiamaoyaozi of FENZ The copyright of this work belongs to Shanghai Kuanyu Digital Technology Co., Ltd., and Beijing Fenzi Hudong Culture Communication Co., Ltd. Shanghai Kuanyu Digital Technology Co., Ltd. has the exclusive network distribution right on this work.