English translations by Bilibili & Fenz Adjustments by Purple, styling by FibreKitty
Adapted from the comic book "Fabulous Beasts" by xuexiamaoyaozi of FENZ
The morning dawns.
Zǎoshang tiān mēngmēngliàng
The sun rises.
Tàiyáng qǐchuáng
Who's rushing through the forest?
Shì shéi zài sēnlín lǐ héngchōngzhízhuàng
"Poof", fall into the pond.
Pūtōng diào jìn chítáng
Think of it as a shower.
Jiù dāng chōngliáng
Shake off the water and keep roaming around.
Shuǎi yī shuǎi máo jìxù xiāozhāng
After a thousand years,
Zhǎnzhuǎn qiānnián
the memories remained.
Jìyì fúxiàn
Who is always by my side?
shì shéi zǒng péibàn zài wǒ de shēnbiān
I can't see through the fog.
Wù dà le kànbujiàn
Separate the clouds.
Bōkāi yúnduǒ
What I'm looking for
Yào zhǎo de
is right in front of me.
Jìnzàiyǎnqián
Director: Zhang Zhe
Fabulous Beasts
Episode 13
The business isn't good after the New Year holiday.
Maybe
we should design some merchandise to make money.
Any suggestions?
Gold Pixiu statue.
It's a symbol of wealth.
Everyone will love it.
You just want to eat it, don't you?
How about the life-sized pillows of my brother?
They can sit on him anytime, anywhere.
No one would want that except for you.
We still have some inventory from last year.
We could sell them.
No, no, no.
Is there any reliable idea?
I got this.
I've stocked some high-quality merchandise
at my home.
Your home?
Where?
Here.
This is the entrance.
When did you dig this?
A long time ago.
Come on.
Watch your step, dear visitors.
You're now in my well-decorated mansion.
Welcome.
This is
the lake behind Deerman's.
Yes.
This is just the beginning.
Now for the main attraction.
Behold
my luxurious merchandise exhibition hall.
So many Sibuxiangs.
But they all seem a bit different.
Yes.
There are all kinds of Sibuxiang merchandise.
Not only do we have Sibuxiang dolls,
but also limited edition Sibuxiang badges,
Sibuxiang carousels,
Sibuxiang LED lights,
Sibuxiang hats, Sibuxiang scarves, Sibuxiang socks,
and a full set of Sibuxiang underwear.
Wow!
Sibuxiang statue.
The gold ones look delicious.
Keep your mouth shut.
These aren't for eating.
I carved these statues with my own teeth.
I don't want to know.
These are all portraits of Sibuxiang.
That's right.
Mona Lisi,
Sibuxiang Sunflowers,
Guersica,
The Night Watch of Si,
Sipoleon,
Si with a Pearl Earring,
The Scream of Si,
Si with the Swing,
The Gleaner Si,
The Card-player Si,
and my favorite,
The Birth of Sibuxiang.
What's this pink button?
Wait,
don't press it!
There are also so many Sibuxiangs here,
but different from the others.
Sibuxiang's ██████
And Sibuxiang's ██████
And ██████
Wait, Sibuxiang!
Please let me explain!
I made your ██████
and ██████
not for ██████
but because ██████
Geez.
Pipi.
Eat them all!
All my efforts
are gone.
Eh?
The statue doesn't have a face.
That's because I've never seen
Sibuxiang without his mask.
We have.
Fabulous Beasts Mini Theater
Sunflowers
Van Gogh's Self-portrait
Mona Lisa
Which of the following paintings
isn't created by Van Gogh?
Sunflowers.
Van Gogh's Self-Portrait.
Mona Lisa.
Wrong.
Did you even read the question?
How could a self-portrait
not created by him?
It's a self-portrait.
Correct.
I can't believe you.
"Vincent Van Gogh was born in the Netherlands,
"and was a leading figure of the Post-Impressionist movement.
"The Sunflowers is a series of paintings,
"consisting of 7 pieces,
"created in the small southern French town of Arles.
"Van Gogh loved sunflowers.
"At his funeral,
"people covered his entire coffin with sunflowers
"to commemorate his short life."
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