English translations by Bilibili & Fenz Adjustments by Purple, styling by FibreKitty
Adapted from the comic book "Fabulous Beasts" by xuexiamaoyaozi of FENZ
The morning dawns.
Zǎoshang tiān mēngmēngliàng
The sun rises.
Tàiyáng qǐchuáng
Who's rushing through the forest?
Shì shéi zài sēnlín lǐ héngchōngzhízhuàng
"Poof", fall into the pond.
Pūtōng diào jìn chítáng
Think of it as a shower.
Jiù dāng chōngliáng
Shake off the water and keep roaming around.
Shuǎi yī shuǎi máo jìxù xiāozhāng
After a thousand years,
Zhǎnzhuǎn qiānnián
the memories remained.
Jìyì fúxiàn
Who is always by my side?
shì shéi zǒng péibàn zài wǒ de shēnbiān
I can't see through the fog.
Wù dà le kànbujiàn
Separate the clouds.
Bōkāi yúnduǒ
What I'm looking for
Yào zhǎo de
is right in front of me.
Jìnzàiyǎnqián
Director: Zhang Zhe
Fabulous Beasts
Episode 15
Sibuxiang.
There's a huge dog at the doorway.
Another customer again?
Di...
Diting?
Diting
Steed of Ksitigarbha
CEO of Hell
Did you come all the way here
to take someone away?
No.
I'm here to ask for your help.
Actually,
I haven't slept for a month.
Ah?
Is something bothering you?
It's my work.
Every year,
during the Qingming Festival...
Boss,
Mr. Wang from East Village burned liquor for his father.
Shunshui Express
Didn't his father die of alcoholism?
Heaven-Earth Cruise Ship
A rich kid burned a cruise ship for his grandfather.
Why are cruise ships and rockets so popular these years?
Mr. Li's relative burned a "partner" for him.
That's outrageous!
How can they...
think of such an idea?
Sir, bad news.
There are too many things burned from the mortal world,
and the warehouse is overflowing.
Shunshui Express
As expected,
it's happening all over again this year.
Smooth Sailing
So...
Sorry.
Just like that, I've been working overtime for a month.
There's a delay in cross-border remittances.
It'll be transferred to your Hellipay account soon.
I only have a little time for resting.
But because of my ability to read minds,
I keep hearing the pressing demands from everywhere.
Ability to read minds?
So you've already seen through us?
Money
Indeed.
Eat
What about me?
You're easy to read.
I can't sleep lately
Deermans
Specializes in treating various complex diseases of mythical beasts.
Spokesbeast: Sibuxiang
and I happened to see Deerman's ad.
Earth,
will it work on me?
"Try it...Try it...Try it...Try it..."
The Earth tells Diting everything.
So,
I came here for help.
In traditional Chinese culture,
music has the power to soothe the mind and induce sleep.
You play music?
How is it?
Earplug
Impressive.
It's almost on par with the music of Hell.
In that case...
These are?
For the acupuncture to stimulate acupoints to aid sleep.
Danzhong.
Baihui.
Yintang.
Comforting cupping therapy,
paired with a medicinal bath.
Codonopsis, angelica, goji berries,
Buddha's hand, mulberry leaves, Panax notoginseng,
star anise, cinnamon, bay leaves,
garlic, ginger,
chopped green onions, parsley, millet pepper.
Smells so good.
Why didn't you tell me you're cooking Diting?
Stop interrupting me.
Sorry, Deerman's is a small store.
I can't help you.
What a pity.
I prepared a reward of millions.
Wait!
Since you've said so...
Duck...Duck...Duck
I can only give you physical therapy.
Don't run.
Don't you want to treat your insomnia?
Shot in the Head
Shot in the head.
Left.
Right.
Pipi.
Take him.
Are we gonna eat Diting?
Pounce.
It won't work.
I can hear what you're thinking.
How come you're still conscious?
I'm here to treat insomnia,
not for you to send me back to hell.
No Signal
I can't
read your thoughts anymore.
The horn is an antenna?
It seems that,
before my horn heals,
I can finally have a good sleep.
When can we start eating?
Three Days Later
It's the reward from Diting.
Why did he pay me with the money of hell?
Fabulous Beasts
Heaven and Earth Bank Co., Ltd.
Universal Currency of Heaven and Earth Spendable in Heaven and on Earth
One Billion
Fabulous Beasts Mini Theater
Ksitigarbha
Yama
Ox-Head / Horse-Face
Diting
is the steed for whom?
Ksitigarbha.
Yama.
Ox-Head and Horse-Face.
Two animals riding one animal.
That's weird.
Correct.
That's more like it.
"Diting:
"In the Ming Dynasty,
"the lion by the side of Ksitigarbha was replaced by the mythical beast Diting.
"In Journey to the West,
"when people couldn't tell the real and fake Monkey Kings apart,
"they had to ask Diting for help.
"Diting's ears could hear all the good and evil, wisdom and foolishness
"of humans, ghosts, gods and immortals.
"Diting found out which Monkey King is the real one,
"but he didn't reveal it.
"The reason is, 'If I said it on the spot,
"the fake one might go berserk
"and cause chaos in the hall of Ksitigarbha,
"disturbing the underworld.' "
He is indeed capable
and intelligent.
Mythical Beasts in the Mortal World, Auspicious Moments
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