English translations by Bilibili & Fenz Adjustments by Purple, styling by FibreKitty
Adapted from the comic book "Fabulous Beasts" by xuexiamaoyaozi of FENZ
The morning dawns.
Zǎoshang tiān mēngmēngliàng
The sun rises.
Tàiyáng qǐchuáng
Who's rushing through the forest?
Shì shéi zài sēnlín lǐ héngchōngzhízhuàng
"Poof", fall into the pond.
Pūtōng diào jìn chítáng
Think of it as a shower.
Jiù dāng chōngliáng
Shake off the water and keep roaming around.
Shuǎi yī shuǎi máo jìxù xiāozhāng
After a thousand years,
Zhǎnzhuǎn qiānnián
the memories remained.
Jìyì fúxiàn
Who is always by my side?
shì shéi zǒng péibàn zài wǒ de shēnbiān
I can't see through the fog.
Wù dà le kànbujiàn
Separate the clouds.
Bōkāi yúnduǒ
What I'm looking for
Yào zhǎo de
is right in front of me.
Jìnzàiyǎnqián
Director: Zhang Zhe
Fabulous Beasts
Episode 22
Deerman's
Sibuxiang,
why did you gather us together?
Today we've got a medical check-up.
This is Doctor Flower Bird,
an excellent physician.
Hello, everyone.
Flower Bird
Grandson of Shennong
I'm Flower Bird,
the grandson of Shennong.
You see, my body is transparent,
which lets me observe meridian pathways clearly.
So, I've been assisting my grandfather...
in testing various herbs.
It's transparent.
Stop messing around.
~ Punishment Wing
Please form a line.
I'll take your pulses.
You have a cold constitution.
You probably live in a chilly, moist place, right?
Wow,
you're an amazing doctor.
You've been overconsuming nuts.
It's causing heatiness and mouth ulcers.
The seventh tooth on your lower right jaw is decayed, isn't it?
Did...
Did you tell this just by pulse diagnosis?
Doesn't need pulse diagnosis.
It's evident just by looking.
I...
I sense something peculiar
in your abdomen.
Could it be a pregnancy pulse?
That's probably because Pixiu only consumes and doesn't excrete
Dog food
so his belly is full of treasures.
Your spine is slightly bent.
That explains why my backside aches when riding him.
That
might not be related, though.
Do you want a hemorrhoids check?
~ Ah ~
My chastity...
Sibuxiang,
I...
Is it necessary?
Next, I'll examine the internal organs.
The internal organs?
Are you going to dissect us?
That's impossible.
There are machines for the check.
Why are you holding a scalpel?
Alright,
everyone who's shaved their stomach hair, line up for the machine.
Why am I in this too?
Why is your stomach filled with mushrooms and mud?
Wow,
this machine seems awesome.
Of course.
This is a special ultrasound machine for mythical beasts,
an expensive artifact crafted in Heaven.
Expensive artifact.
Expensive
Artifact
Weight
Golden Horn is overweight by five grams.
Tiger Mount has a mild fatty liver and scoliosis.
I wonder how Pipi's check-up is going.
Sibuxiang,
my...
My stomach hurts.
What did you eat this time?
Sibuxiang,
have you seen my special ultrasound machine?
Insecurity Value
This is odd.
Where did such a large machine go?
It must be food poisoning.
I'll write him a prescription.
Aid Digestion
This is a digestive medication.
Prepare it for him later.
It's so small.
This is merely the catalyst.
Medicine
Ding-dong Medicine
Elemoo
The main medicine is in the back.
For...
Fortunately, I have health insurance from Heaven.
The health of the Pixiu
is basically normal.
There doesn't seem to be any signs of growth
and it appears
he hasn't recalled anything from his past.
Doctor Flower.
Yes?
If Pipi grows,
will it truly be dangerous?
Why do you ask that?
Could it be...
Has Pixiu grown?
No.
Fine.
Keep an eye on him.
Sure.
I'll take my leave now.
The health is normal. All is well.
Fabulous Beasts Mini Theater
Flower Bird
Blue Bird
Jingwei
Who among the following
is the grandson of Shennong?
A: Flower Bird.
B: Blue Bird.
C: Jingwei.
Wrong answer.
Why are you claiming kinship everywhere?
Are you the grandson of Shennong?
That's correct.
Read more books.
"Flower Bird:
"Legend has it that when Shennong's daughter, Flower Bud, felt ill,
"Shennong collected twelve types of herbs for her to take.
"Unexpectedly, after consuming them, she suffered severe stomach pain
"and gave birth to a transparent little bird.
"Shennong then delegated this Flower Bird
"to assist him in testing various herbs.
"Thus, he comprehended the twelve meridians
"and wrote the Classic of the Materia Medica."
Such a handy helper,
a must-have for housekeeping and traveling.
Mythical Beasts in the Mortal World, Auspicious Moments
Fabulous Beasts Season 2 continues to air
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