English translations by Bilibili & Fenz Adjustments by Purple, styling by FibreKitty
Adapted from the comic book "Fabulous Beasts" by xuexiamaoyaozi of FENZ
The morning dawns.
Zǎoshang tiān mēngmēngliàng
The sun rises.
Tàiyáng qǐchuáng
Who's rushing through the forest?
Shì shéi zài sēnlín lǐ héngchōngzhízhuàng
"Poof", fall into the pond.
Pūtōng diào jìn chítáng
Think of it as a shower.
Jiù dāng chōngliáng
Shake off the water and keep roaming around.
Shuǎi yī shuǎi máo jìxù xiāozhāng
After a thousand years,
Zhǎnzhuǎn qiānnián
the memories remained.
Jìyì fúxiàn
Who is always by my side?
shì shéi zǒng péibàn zài wǒ de shēnbiān
I can't see through the fog.
Wù dà le kànbujiàn
Separate the clouds.
Bōkāi yúnduǒ
What I'm looking for
Yào zhǎo de
is right in front of me.
Jìnzàiyǎnqián
Director: Zhang Zhe
Fabulous Beasts
Clang.
I'm here.
Pipi, the male lead of Fabulous Beasts,
Pixiu, Tianlu, is here.
Everyone, welcome to Fabulous Beasts.
Come and watch me.
Episode 50
Who is it?
Ugh, so early!
You crooked merchant!
I want my money back!
Chugou (Straw Dog)
Heaven and Earth are not benevolent, they treat the myriad creatures as straw dogs.
Isn't this Chugou?
What brings you...
Didn't you say the hay you sold me was soaked in immortal dew?
You said if I wove it into my body, it wouldn't burn or decay.
Why? Doesn't it work?
Oh no.
Chugou found it!
You tell me.
Calm down.
Immortal grass isn't supposed to burn or decay,
but you get this worked up,
it might still...
So it's my fault?
Just don't burn my whole shop down.
I'll go get some water, water.
I hate this so much!
Water's here.
Where did it go?
You black-hearted boss.
Unjust heavens.
Fabulous Beasts
I will be back for revenge.
I, Chugou, am made of grass.
I was noble and sacred since I was born,
but
once the ceremony was over,
I was tossed aside without a second thought.
Samoyed
To win others' favor,
Corgi
I've even tried changing my style.
Speed Type
Sight Rural Dog
Strength Type
Bully Rural Dog
Cuteness Type
Corgi Rural Dog
What kind of stray dog is it?
So creepy.
Look at these stubby little legs.
But all that effort was in vain.
Nobody in the world likes me.
Hey there, bro.
I heard every word you just said.
Who said I'm a male?
Sis?
Who said I'm female?
Genderless
Hey, homie.
I'm the Mountain God of this area,
Little Shanque.
I've got your back.
No one will dare bully you, got it?
You're willing to help me?
Then go find some grass,
I want to weave myself a new body.
Piece of cake.
We may not have much,
but weeds? We've got plenty.
Fabulous Beasts
All done.
Thank you.
By the way,
who messed up your body like that?
It wasn't anyone else's fault.
I just can't control it. When I get angry, I burn myself up.
Burn
-Out
Hey, pup,
easy there.
None of this would've happened
if Heaven and Earth weren't so unfair.
I hate Heaven and Earth,
I hate Boss Sibuxiang,
and I hate everyone.
Aw, don't say that, homie.
I'll be your friend.
From now on,
we'll roam the mountains together,
climb trees, cross rivers,
and howl out whenever we feel like it.
We'll be happy every day.
No more burning yourself up then.
Really?
Tomorrow,
I'll take you to the Mountain God's dance party,
you're gonna love it!
Awesome!
I've got a friend.
Little Shanque was right,
I should live in the moment,
Hate
and enjoy life to the fullest.
Next time I see Little Shanque,
I've gotta tell him.
Love
Who am I?
Where am I?
Fabulous Beasts Short Skit.
Samoyed
Chugou
Corgi
In this episode,
who did Sibuxiang sell the hay to?
Samoyed.
Chugou.
Corgi.
Wrong answer.
The two shades of yellow are different.
Pay better attention next time!
"Chugou (Straw Dog):
"Chugou were ritual figures handwoven from grass for ancient Chinese sacrificial ceremonies.
"They were simply discarded once the ceremony was over.
"Over time, the term evolved into a metaphor for anything
"regarded as insignificant, devoid of lasting value.
"About this term,
"the most famous reference is undoubtedly a line from Laozi's 'Tao Te Ching':
"'Heaven and Earth are not benevolent, they treat the myriad creatures as straw dogs.
"'Thus the Sage is not benevolent, he treats all the people as straw dogs.'"
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