English translations by Bilibili & Fenz Adjustments by Purple, styling by FibreKitty
Adapted from the comic book "Fabulous Beasts" by xuexiamaoyaozi of FENZ
The morning dawns.
Zǎoshang tiān mēngmēngliàng
The sun rises.
Tàiyáng qǐchuáng
Who's rushing through the forest?
Shì shéi zài sēnlín lǐ héngchōngzhízhuàng
"Poof", fall into the pond.
Pūtōng diào jìn chítáng
Think of it as a shower.
Jiù dāng chōngliáng
Shake off the water and keep roaming around.
Shuǎi yī shuǎi máo jìxù xiāozhāng
After a thousand years,
Zhǎnzhuǎn qiānnián
the memories remained.
Jìyì fúxiàn
Who is always by my side?
shì shéi zǒng péibàn zài wǒ de shēnbiān
I can't see through the fog.
Wù dà le kànbujiàn
Separate the clouds.
Bōkāi yúnduǒ
What I'm looking for
Yào zhǎo de
is right in front of me.
Jìnzàiyǎnqián
Director: Zhang Zhe
Fabulous Beasts
Clang.
I'm here.
Pipi, the male lead of Fabulous Beasts,
Pixiu, Tianlu, is here.
Everyone, welcome to Fabulous Beasts.
Come and watch me.
Episode 54
You see, I am a Lovebird,
grew up in a poor household.
Uncle & Aunt
Bi's Parents
Bi is still single.
No idea when he'll find someone.
Same goes for Nuan.
Even blood relatives feel a natural repulsion.
What a pain.
No rush to find a mate,
being Phoenix fan is my fate.
Isn't this Lord Phoenix?
But I prefer the Golden-winged Peng.
What?
You like him?
Yeah.
Even Lord Phoenix likes my Peng.
Nonsense!
Lord Phoenix and he are sworn enemies.
Haven't you heard?
Peng might be Phoenix's love child
It's the hot search this morning.
Love...
Love child.
Niuhan 1st Road
Niuhan 2nd Road
What kind of idol is Peng?
No culture, no manners.
He doesn't even deserve to spread phoenix tree leaves for my Phoenix.
Old head,
my Peng owns the charts now.
Stop simping for him and find someone better to stan.
What's the point of hiding behind a keyboard?
I'm waiting for you at Cloud Bus Station.
Do you dare show up?
Come on! Whoever ghosts is a chicken.
I'm so pissed off!
Damn haters.
You're gonna get a taste of your own medicine.
Christina
The other half of the Lovebird.
This feeling of blood rushing to my head.
This feeling of my heart racing.
So this feeling is...
Rival fan!
You're that hater from online, huh?
Hillbilly!
I'll teach you a lesson.
Oh no.
We're too close, we're gonna merge!
Brake! Slam the brakes!
Truce.
Agreed.
I don't buy that Peng is Phoenix's love child.
What?
Peng is Phoenix's illegitimate child?
Na and I...
are true love.
Here's five million.
Leave my son.
Having
such a handsome father-in-law wouldn't be so bad.
I object! I strongly object!
Lord Phoenix is a divine bird.
How would some rag mag know if he has any love child?
What do you think?
I think...
You should
let me go!
No way!
We're this close.
We're gonna merge into one.
But...
But you're Lovebird.
Since you've found your other half,
why not merge into one?
Once Lovebird merges,
it's a lifelong bond.
Separating again
would come at a bloody cost.
Besides,
my heart is wholly devoted to Peng now.
Peng.
- Lord Phoenix. - Peng.
Hi?
Mhm.
After meeting you last time, I felt there were some things we gotta do.
Then, let's meet at the usual spot.
That thing you mentioned...
Yes,
I brought some consumables.
Pacing issue.
Let's try again.
We have one more anyway.
Double kill.
Fabulous Beasts Short Skit.
Four-Six-Eight Lines
Nursery Rhyme
Folk Song
In this episode,
which song did Nuan and Bibi sing at the beginning?
Four-Six-Eight Lines.
Nursery Rhyme.
Folk Song.
Wrong answer.
This one might be a bit tricky for you.
"Four-Six-Eight Lines:
"In comedy, the Four-Six-Eight Line is a special verse structure,
"characterized by neat structure, rhyming patterns, and strong rhythm.
"You see it in crosstalk, clapper talk, and sketches.
"Often used at the beginning to set the premise.
"Just a few lines can convey a wealth of information.
"You can also use witty remarks and catchy rhymes
"to create more laughs or add the finishing touch.
"It's a common language technique in comedy."
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