English translations by Bilibili & Fenz Adjustments by Purple, styling by FibreKitty
Adapted from the comic book "Fabulous Beasts" by xuexiamaoyaozi of FENZ
The morning dawns.
Zǎoshang tiān mēngmēngliàng
The sun rises.
Tàiyáng qǐchuáng
Who's rushing through the forest?
Shì shéi zài sēnlín lǐ héngchōngzhízhuàng
"Poof", fall into the pond.
Pūtōng diào jìn chítáng
Think of it as a shower.
Jiù dāng chōngliáng
Shake off the water and keep roaming around.
Shuǎi yī shuǎi máo jìxù xiāozhāng
After a thousand years,
Zhǎnzhuǎn qiānnián
the memories remained.
Jìyì fúxiàn
Who is always by my side?
shì shéi zǒng péibàn zài wǒ de shēnbiān
I can't see through the fog.
Wù dà le kànbujiàn
Separate the clouds.
Bōkāi yúnduǒ
What I'm looking for
Yào zhǎo de
is right in front of me.
Jìnzàiyǎnqián
Director: Zhang Zhe
Fabulous Beasts
Clang.
I'm here.
Pipi, the male lead of Fabulous Beasts,
Pixiu, Tianlu, is here.
Everyone, welcome to Fabulous Beasts.
Come and watch me.
Episode 56
I got stood up.
And I don't know why.
Wait.
It seems like I've been reborn many times.
I can't remember clearly.
Could it have lost its memory?
No,
I gotta go...
Oh my gosh.
Bro.
Morning.
Little Shanque.
You remember me.
Yeah.
Because
you left something with me.
It's okay.
From now on, I'm your friend.
Since we're friends,
I'll take you to the Mountain God's dance party.
Okay.
Look.
This is the Mountain God Cat Dance.
They're all cats.
Does that mean I...
What's there to be scared of?
Off you go.
Doggie.
Shoo.
Don't you have your own friends?
Alright.
Time for the grand finale.
The must-see event of the party every year.
Cat King Competition.
Battle?
That's my zone.
Come on.
No bricks.
No bottles.
No slippers.
No folding stools.
No crowbars.
S--So cool.
No baseball bats.
Freezing out here.
How am I supposed to sleep?
It's...
It's too cold to sleep alone.
Let's bunk together for the night.
Little Shanque.
Thanks for bringing me out to play today.
Umm...
Isn't this doggie into me?
Let's date.
Of course...
Fabulous Beasts
Don't worry, Doggie.
Property Deed
Being with me, you won't regret it.
Catmint
Boss Sibuxiang said that cats go wild for this scent.
I wonder if Little Shanque will like it.
Doggie.
I brought a few buddies over to spice things up.
Little Shanque.
You're back.
Little...
Little Shanque.
Save me, please!
Grab my weapons!
Performed by Trained Actor Don't Try This at Home
Fabulous Beasts
Fabulous Beasts Short Skit
Fabulous Beasts Short Skit.
Mint
Catmint
Fish Mint
What is the catmint that Chugou uses for bathing
made of?
Mint.
Catnip.
Fish Mint.
Wrong answer.
It's called Catmint,
but the ingredient is Catnip.
"Catnip:
"When people say 'Catmint' in everyday talk,
"they usually mean the botanical plant 'Catnip'.
"Its native habitat is in Europe,
"Southwest Asia, and temperate regions of Central Asia.
"In China, you'll spot it in Xinjiang,
"Gansu,
"Shaanxi,
"Henan,
"Shanxi,
"Shandong,
"Hubei,
"Guizhou,
"Sichuan and Yunnan provinces.
"Many cats react to nepetalactone in Catnip,
"and it can also repel mosquitoes."
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Produced by Beijing Fenzi Hudong Culture Communication Co., Ltd.
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