English translations by Bilibili & Fenz Adjustments by Purple, styling by FibreKitty
Adapted from the comic book "Fabulous Beasts" by xuexiamaoyaozi of FENZ
The morning dawns.
Zǎoshang tiān mēngmēngliàng
The sun rises.
Tàiyáng qǐchuáng
Who's rushing through the forest?
Shì shéi zài sēnlín lǐ héngchōngzhízhuàng
"Poof", fall into the pond.
Pūtōng diào jìn chítáng
Think of it as a shower.
Jiù dāng chōngliáng
Shake off the water and keep roaming around.
Shuǎi yī shuǎi máo jìxù xiāozhāng
After a thousand years,
Zhǎnzhuǎn qiānnián
the memories remained.
Jìyì fúxiàn
Who is always by my side?
shì shéi zǒng péibàn zài wǒ de shēnbiān
I can't see through the fog.
Wù dà le kànbujiàn
Separate the clouds.
Bōkāi yúnduǒ
What I'm looking for
Yào zhǎo de
is right in front of me.
Jìnzàiyǎnqián
Director: Zhang Zhe
Fabulous Beasts
Clang.
I'm here.
Pipi, the male lead of Fabulous Beasts,
Pixiu, Tianlu, is here.
Everyone, welcome to Fabulous Beasts.
Come and watch me.
Episode 58
Deerman's
East Wind.
Taotie is waiting for Six Dots, Lord Rabbit is waiting for Eight and Five Characters.
Sibuxiang has a garbage hand.
Cheap tricks.
How dare you show off in front of a master?
What's happening?
Earthquake?
Xie...
Mr. Xie.
Please, we can explain.
What...
What is that thing?
Spare me, please!
Burning Pain
Run, Now!
Ouch, Ouch!
Um.
I have to go.
Deerman's
Fabulous Beasts
Record of Life and Death
Calm down, boss.
Xie Zhi,
an ancient Chinese divine beast
with a single horn on its high forehead.
It gores the crooked with its horn,
and punishes the unjust.
Organizer
Those suspected of crimes all trembled at its roar.
Organizing gambling rings
and cheating.
As the newly appointed peacekeeper,
Whistle
Doppelganger
Mahjong
I hereby order this mahjong parlor to be shut down.
Mahjong
Well, there goes our fun.
No.
Gotta keep Mr. Xie busy.
Deerman's
Be a teacher?
Yes.
Please teach them.
Didn't you say there would be something delicious?
Well, it's okay.
What do you want to learn?
I wanna learn Chinese.
I don't want to learn.
I just want to play.
Me too.
That's a real eye-opener!
I also
want to be as awesome as you, teacher.
One studies literature, the other two practice martial arts.
I got this.
Good
Hetao,
you've trained so hard.
Fuzai, you can speak Chinese.
Mm-hmm.
But
I just feel stuck.
Mr. Xie.
We've thought it over.
Could we have our mahjong set back, please?
Right.
After all, mahjong is a cultural treasure.
That's right.
Playing mahjong doesn't mean gambling.
That makes sense.
But,
to clearly distinguish between gambling and fun,
you'll need to learn something first.
Criminal Law
Come on, tell me loud.
What's the legal definition of gambling under the Criminal Law?
We've drilled this so many times.
Can't you remember it?
Nobody leaves
until you recite it.
Fabulous Beasts
Fabulous Beasts Short Skit
Fabulous Beasts Short Skit.
Taotie
Diting
Xiezhi
In this episode,
who did Sibuxiang hire as a teacher?
Taotie.
Diting.
Xiezhi.
Correct answer!
Your IQ from the last episode is not gone.
"Xiezhi:
"Xiezhi is a divine beast from ancient Chinese mythology,
"which symbolizes the dignity of justice and law.
"Imperial Reader of the Taiping Era quotes the Lunheng as saying,
"'Xiezhi is a single-horned sheep or goat,
"'which had power to divine the guilt or innocence of a person.
"'Gao Yao, the Minster of Justice employed it during criminal proceedings,
"'and he'd command it to ram the accused.
"'The beast would ram the guilty, but spare the innocent.'
"In some dynasties,
"the Xiezhi hat was part of the attire
"of censors and inspectors for an impeachment trial."
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